How To: Successfully Open a Door

1. Firmly grasp your desired door knob*
2. Carefully turn the knob clockwise**
3. Depending on the door you will now need to push or pull the door open, while keeping the knob turned***
4. Once door if fully extended open, you should check the doorway path to make sure it is clear of all hazzards before walking through it.
5. It is now appropriate to clap in praise for your successful door opening

*For best results, the knob should belong to the door you would like to open.
**Clockwise = the same direction in which a clock turns.
***CAUTION: if you are pulling the door, make sure you are not in the doors opening path, this could result in serious ownage.