1) join the mathletes
2) make a business card*
3) ensure that business card describes you to your best potential**
4) ensure that business card entails something about you being a Badass MC
5) show off your Badass MC skillz at school's annual christmas talent show***
6) give neat nicknames to hot chicks
7) only date women of colour
*this is vital, you need something to hand out to all the ladies who ask fo yo numba
**one line is all you really need. Just your name, and two of your skillz
***remember to associate yourself with james bond, and to mention something about shaggy and multiple women you can obviously attain
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