1. Recieve a bad haircut*
2. Dye your hair a bright, unusual colour, to distract lookers from your bad haircut**
3. If you are uncomfortable with dying your hair, try covering up your head with an abnormally large hat, such as a sombrero.***
4. Travel to Mexico, so you fit in.****
5. Attain a good looking***** Mexican boyfriend/girlfriend (that has nice hair)
6. Wait until your hair grows back, then return home with your Mexican boyfriend/girlfriend.
7. When your friends see you with your hot boyfriend they will be so jealous/proud that they will forgive you for your hurtful words.******
*It is suggested you cut your own hair, or go to Great Clips
**Purple or ginger works best
***If you happen to be a flaming racist and do not want to wear a sombrero, try cutting everyone's hair to look worse than yours, therefore making you look babe-a-licious. (warning, this may start a mob, as people will not appriciate you destroying their hair)
****But do not tell your friends your reason for going. Simply tell them, "u guyz r boring. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. im goin 2 mexi cuz i wanna party.. ttyl suckaz"
*****The good looking part is crucial to making your friends jealous when you return home
******And they will never know you had a bad haircut!
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