How To: Be a Ho Fo Sho

1) watch music videos such as Don't Cha (Pussycat Dolls), These Boots (Jessica Simpson), Dirty (Xtina) and Party in the USA (Miley Cyrus)
2) study dance/walking moves carefully
3) insert these moves into everyday life*. If you cannot dance/walk, just mess up/flip your hair alot, it makes you look just as talented
4) whilst watching said music videos on repeat, study their choice in apparel**
5) insert said apparel into everyday life*
6) as you are watching these videos on repeat, keep in mind also to memorize all of the lyrics. This will help you in the long run, because now you can use them in everyday speech*** and everyone will find you mega sexy
7) Now that you have successfully inserted all of these moves into your everyday life*, speak really loudly about it wherever you are, so everyone can hear how much you are a ho fo sho. Because if they can't hear you talking about it, how is everyone supposed to know what you been up to or where their ho at?!
8) throw all previous morals out the window

*everyday life: walking around parks/your house/other persons house/the street/the street corner
**commonly chosen items: short shorts, belly shirts, lip/naval piercings, cowboy boots, mud/water, nude. For males: short shorts, high socks, headbands, diamond earings, BeWild kicks, belly shirt, fedora (for mastery on this look check Kevin Federline)
***Ex. "This is a lovely playground, it makes me wanna get rowdy, and possibly get a little unruly", "I was movin my hips like yeah when i hit that guy on the skateboard and he had to go to the hospital" and "don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? You probably wish she baked too, so I also bake brownies! lolercopter d8 me!!!!!!!"