How To: Shop for Shoes

1) You must be friends with Kelly to effectively shop for shoes*
2) Hate your twin and your parents and defy them at any cost.** Ex: go out and get what you want.
3) Call all of your friends (but not all of them, that would take too much of your time), and talk about shoes
4) Tell them*** that you are going out shoe shopping with them
5) Go in to every shoe store and judge their shoes accordingly with words such as "Ohmygod" and "these shoes ruleee" and "these shoes suck."****
6) Remember, boys know nothing.
7) In between shoe shopping, go party*****
8) You MUST buy any pair of shoes that are $300. If not, you will appear to be a n00b.
9) If any biatch****** tries to tell you that you have big feet, fight her.
10) Since you are obviously friends with Kelly once you are shoe shopping with her, you now may call everyone a biatch****** at random. It is expected of you.

*for a teaser of what your frienship with Kelly may entail, check out the vid "shoes" on youtube (look for the really pretty blonde wearing glasses)
**they thought you wanted condoms, but you know what you want. and since you are a strong, confident woman, you know where to get em.
***they really dont have a choice
****It's okay to get angry every once and a while, so let it out
*****Invite robots to the party, but don't let anyone dance the robot (it will just be embarassing for everyone)
****** biatch- pronounced: "Ba-tch"