1. Only order drinks with caffeine
2. If you choose to order coffee, demand for a double double*/**
3. If you want to order food, it is suggested you get the soup and baquette combo***
4. Make sure to lick the bowl clean.
5. With a napkin, leave a note for Tim Horton's to remember you by.****
6. Leave gracefully*****
*double double: coffee with two creams, and two sugars.
**or deca deca. But nothing else.
***don't choose chili as your soup, for you will turn into a gas station. ("Gas station" -as quoted by papa dabean- means you are a person who releases toxic gases frequently)
****such as - "it waz gd. TYTYTY. if uz iz a male call dis # (insert your phone number here) t-bomb me l8r nd we can talk :D :D :D :D", or if you want to go for a more professional appeal, try, "hiz i liked da food thx... letz meet l8r... i'll b back 4 more food"
*****but not too gracefully
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