1. Smile at your desired German whenever you can*
2. When he smiles back, strike a conversation with him
3. Hit on him in German, by saying, "ich will an ihnen riechen"**
4. If he is thoroughly impressed, he will ask you to join him for lunch
5. While at lunch, order shnitzel and beer***
6. When he asks you to be his girlfriend, say "nein", then say, "just kidding! jajajajajaja"
7. Now you officially have a German boyfriend.
*Although, it is suggested you do not smile for periods longer than 3 seconds as you may come off as creepy.
**His reply should be of flattery, but if not, just run (you do not want to mess around with an angry German)
***This will make him very impressed, and want to date you.
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