How To: Make the Most of Your Local State of Emergency

1) Ignore all warning announcements, go check it out yourself*
2) Assess the severity of the emergency on a scale of 1-10**
3) alksefja;lskf YOU WILL asdfadfLKJAF be okayyy***
4) Go to most effected area of emergency****
5) Upon your arrival, take advantage of the situation. ex. Skimboard.
6) As the severity of the emergency increases, you should begin praying for your life*****
7) AFTER THAT
8) YOU WILL FIND THAT YOU WILL LOSE ENERGY
8) and eventulay you wil beg'sin to git reaal tired.******
9) death is now imminent.

*If it is legitimately an emergency, your senses will alert you upon your arrival
**If the emergency is beyond a 5 on your personal emergency scale; begin flailing your extremities in the air whilst scampering around in a constant circle. Screaming is acceptable at this point.
***NOTE: This "How To" was written in a state of emergency (scale=9), therefore all gramatic or spelling errors are a result of fright/horror.
**** ex. the newly formed lake at your athletical*** purpose field/place where in shape people haaang.
*****such as: screaming "OH MY DEAR ADSL;FKJASDLKJAGOD COME SAVE USSSSSS!!!!! plz +thxu"
****** you should prob call the po po at this point, since they prob dont already know there's an emergency.******* plus they are probably all on donut break anyways.
*******1-250-911********
******** or desired area code