How To: Not Be Seen

1) Hide behind a bush or grassy knoll etc*
2) Ensure that you cannot be seen
3) If a man with a proper british accent says your name, your profession, the location of your household and the city in which you live, you will be enticed to stand up when he tells you to. This is a trap. Do not stand up.**
4) Be wary of your choice of hiding places.***
5) If you have chosen an ineffective hiding spot***, do not attempt to fool**** the man with the british accent. He will find you.
6) Never tell your neighbours where you are going. They will tell the british man, and you will be seen.*****

*trees, forestry, long grass, signs, fenceposts, stop signs, fatty's, bathtubs, desks, open fields, grannies, giraffes, John Cleese, automobiles, flower beds, shop windows and priests are all acceptable alternatives.
**If you stand up, you will be shot.
***Ex. a lone bush in an open field. This is seen easily as a place where someone cannot be seen. Therefore, it can easily be blown to smitherines.
****more than one bush in an open field as to throw them off
*****Your neighbour will (soon afterwards) be snuffed. Along with his home, and the place in which he was born.

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