1. Do not hang out* with any swiney wineys or swiners**
2. Avoid contact with people at all costs.***
3. Wear a protective mask and gloves.****
4. Do not high five. Instead, go for the casual high elbow.
5. Do not go to high populated areas*****
6. SANITIZE as much as possible. (You should go through a bottle per day)
7. Only eat food that has been packaged and never opened.
8. Never listen to people when they say swine flu is not as bad as the regular flu.******
*This may be difficult since many swiners are also liars. So if they say they don't have it.. they have it. And if they say that they do have it.. they have it.
**Swiney wineys/swiners: people that have contracted the swine flu (because they did not read this how to)
***If any contact does occur, shower. Five times.
****And anything else that will completely cover your skin
*****School, shopping areas, athletical purpose fields/courts.
******Fact: the swine flu is deadly.
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