1) Be positive that it is indeed their b-day
2) Purchase Beyonce's chart topping album "B'DAY"*
3) Find b-day-ee's house**
4) Throw album through b-day-ee's window.***
5) When a ruckass begins within house****, it is recommended that you hide.
6) Upon finding your gift in their bedroom, you will then hear cheers of joy and ecstasy.
7) Go home.
8) A few hours after returning home, go onto facebook and write "HAPPY B-DAY BOIII/GURRL! isn't this just like DEJA VU from last year?"
9) They will of course recognize the inference you have made and invite you to their b-day party immediately.
*Found at Wal-Mart. Weekdays: can often be found in $5 bin. Do not miss out on this incredible opportunity to shake your groove thang to Beyonce's "Ring the Alarm!" or "Deja Vu"
**Stalking is occasionally permitted if the situation requires
***Window closed? No worries, broken/cracked/shattered glass only adds to the dramatic effect of your wishing of a happy birthday
****They may believe you are a robber or stalker**
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