Wednesday, September 30, 2009

How To: Run on Terry Fox Day

1. Construct an original animal costume*/**
2. Wear your best pair of runners
3. Begin your run.
4. Do not walk during your run, as you will appear to be a complete n00b.
5. When finished, shower yourself with a jug of gatorade***
6. Wait at finish line, and offer high fives to all. (except the ones that walked)

*But don't be a fox, because Terry has dibs on that. (don't mess around with Terry)
**If your costume requires pants, refer to the previous post.
***NOT powerade.

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