How To: Drink a Nova-Nova

1. Order a extra large Nova-Nova (coffee with nine creams, nine sugars) from Tim Hortons*
2. Once your beverage is recieved, do not begin to fret if it is very chunky, this is only because of the large sugar quantities within the Nova-Nova.
3. Before drinking, make sure that the sugar is thoroughly mixed, otherwise you will end up with a sugar wasteland at the bottom of your cup.
4. Commence your drinking.**
5. If you begin to feel ill, DO NOT give up***
6. Upon completion, it is very appropriate to burst out in cheer and/or song, even if you are by yourself.****

*Caution: Do NOT ask for a Deca-Deca, as this will create a sugar/cream/coffee overload which will not fit in the XL (extra large) cup.
**Do not intake more than you can chug. This may result in serious injury or death.
***Giving up will make you appear to be a complete NOOB. People may want to exile you from Canada.
****Appropriate cheers: "HELL YEAHZ BEYATCHEZ, I CAME FROM THE STREETS, BUT LOOK AT ME NOW- JUST DRANKIN UP A NOVA-NOVA!", "YAYZ! I JUST TOTES DRANK A NOVA-NOVA!! CUZ IMMA SUPER NOVA!! LOLZ! WHO WANTS TO DATE ME??!!!!!!"
Appropriate songs: "I Am Beautiful - Christina Aguilara", "Numa Numa - O-Zone", "3 (times 3) - Britney Spears"

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