1) When someone you dislike or currently do not appreciate attempts to speak with you via Facebook chat/msn, you must remain calm. Do not type to them to "eff off", as that will appear very untasteful on your part. Instead, harness your mental powers, and mentally tell them off with code and hidden psychic powers.
2) When they type to you "hey*", you will then say "oh hey!"**
3) They will then type "what's up"(or something of the sorts) and you will say "absolutely nothing, how are you these days?"***, in your most coolest of online voice.
4) They will probably say "great" and you will mentally tell them "eff you. i wanna smack you."
5) The conversation will continue in an awkward fashion, because at this point they will be beginning to recieve a strange vibe due to your subliminal mental messages etc.
6) When they begin monologue-ing about the end of the conversation ex. going offline, you will not reply.****
7) After a few minutes of silence, end the conversation with: "k bye."*****
*to start the conversation. There is a possibility they may also start with something along the lines of "hi", "heyz", "hay", "suppy", "cielo", "ciao", "bonjour", "ques-ce-sup", "howsit" etc.
**code: "eff you i donwanna talk go eff some other hobag you F!@@#$%%$%r"
***code: "eff you how do you not know what is up witme i effing hate you i hope you slipped in your own shiz repeatedly lately."
****This will cause guilt on their end.
***** code: "eff you."
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