How To: Meet the Parents

1) Find some parents*
2) Invite yourself over. They will obviously want this to happen, seeing as you are so blindingly attractive and kind**
3) Once at house, ensure that parents have more/equally attractive offspring.***
4) If offspring is attractive, compliment them profusely. Do not: maul/insult them.
5) Parents will now be aware of you and their offsprings new relationship.****

*common places to locate parents: PTA meetings, playgrounds, Safeway, Disneyland, McDonalds, Camp Rock/Twilight movie premiers etc.
**To give off the appearance that you are kind, pat child of parents on head or otherwise compliment people. Do not: push child to ground. Insult anybody. Punch somebody in the face. Etc.
***If attractive offspring is not present, do not enter house. Run.
****If offspring disagrees, parents will obviously be on your side. If child persists, you may then maul/insult them until they agree. You will then reward them with a small gift of coffee beans and all will be forgiven.

Disclaimer: If you have seen the film "Meet the Parents/Fockers", you are only required to refer to this How To briefly before meeting them.