How To: Eat An Octo-Mac

1. Request for an Octo-Mac from McDonalds.*
2. Once Octo-Mac has been recieved (don't worry if it takes the cooks a long time to make) find a suitable seating place, where many fellow McDonalds customers can watch you eat.
3. Retrieve yourself many napkins.
4. Clasp the Octo-Mac firmly between your two hands (one hand on each side) and pray for good luck, because you will need it.
5. DO NOT try to complete Octo-Mac in one bite.**
6. Start off by biting a piece from the Octo-Mac.***
7. You may start to realize the overwhelming amount of patties, but do not let this frighten you, because there are only eight.
8. Gradually let your bites get bigger, until your are comfortable with eating mouthfuls.****
9. Continue eating until the Octo-Mac is complete.
10. After completion of Octo-Mac, severe nausea may occur*****
11. Caution: major street cred may now occur.

*If they do not comprehend, ask for a Double Big Mac with four extra patties.
**This will not work, and can only end up in total failure. Also, people will assume you are a noob when you do this and spray you with water.
***You may notice grease dripping from the Octo-Mac, dirtying your designated eating area but do not worry, this is why you are equipped with many napkins
****Warning: at this point, people may stare at you, but it is only out of pure jealousy.
*****Nibbling on some McNuggets will make you feel better, since they contain only the finest chickens, this will settle your stomach, and allow you to feel top notch for the rest of the day.

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