How To: Waste a Snow Day

1) Go to school.*
2) Once at school, stay at school no matter what.**
3) Go to the Library, and take out magazine***
4) Leave magazine in class and lose happiness forever.
5) Once you have lost your happiness, begin hanging out with strange people****. Ex: a boy who talks/dances/jumps up and down with his hands in the air muttering "what's up what's up"
6) Wear shorts and sandals. - Go outside and shiver for a few minutes while watching the happy kids play happily. Then, go inside and watch a movie about the Vietnam war. Do not go back outside.
7) Have a personal conversation with teacher, mostly because they are the only person dumb enough to come to school that day (other than the fact that they are getting paid to).
8) Go on Facebook and MSN and text with people who are at home. Listen to their joy about this wonderous day of white.
7) Cry silently.

*Even if they say on the radio that all busses are cancelled, school is probably on. Skipping for a school day is for time wasters and yeti's (yeti's need these days to prey on unsuspecting snow blowers and bunnies).
**If one of your friends asks you to go frolic in the snow with them instead of watching the Matrix in English class... don't go. Going with them will be fun. Therefore, wastage of snow day= failure. Failure = you. You = suck.
***J14, Seventeen, YouthGirl, Rollingstone (only if there's a hottie on the front), Bark, Discoverykidz etc. are all reasonable choices.
****They are the only ones who are at school anyways.