How To: Pwn Noobs

1. In order to pwn a noob, you can not be a noob yourself*
2. Find a noob**
3. Attract your noobs attention by yelling out, "free hugs!"***
4. Once your noob is attention is focused completely on you, pull out your water gun, and spray the noob in the face.****
5. Upon being sprayed with water, the noob should begin melting.
6. Congratulations, you have officially just pwned a noob.

*To find out whether you are a noob or not, ask your neighbourhood gamer.
**You can find a noob in any public setting. You will know right away when you see a one.
***This will attract your noob because all noobs are very lonely and love hugs.
****At this time, it would be appropriate to begin yelling, "BOOM! HEAD SHOT!"