How To: Be Obsessed with the Jonas Brothers

1) download LoveBug/When You Look Me in the Eyes/ any song they have ever created because they are Gods *
2) YouTube Nick Jonas: Basketball Extrordinare, Joe Jonas - Single Ladies, Jonas Brothers play Blindfolded Musical Chairs **
3) PVR (or just find out when it is on) JONAS on family or disney channel
5) Go to the nearest place that sells perfume (Preferrably the Bay)
6) Tell the helpful assistant lady/man that you are looking for a cologne for your boyfriend who is seventeen/twenty
7) Once they believe that you actually have a boyfriend, say they really want Ralph Lauren: Polo Black, or Gucci ***
8) Afterwards, purchase said perfume, as well as Rolling Stone Magazine Collectors edition THE JONAS BROTHERS issue
9) Read every word of said magazine
10) Call Miley Cyrus an hbag more than once****
11) Scream alot every time anyone mentions their names (privately/publicly)
12) Get friend to purchase you a JONAS poster of favorite Jonas Brother*****
13) Concoct a plan to meet/stalk the group
14) When introduced, propose to all three and strip them of their innocence
15) Live happily ever after in Disneyland
16) Kick Miley**** and Kevins wife in the face and tell them they aren't invited to the foursome/Guitar Hero marathon that is going to occur on the bus ride after the wedding ceremony ******

*If you ever meet the Jonas Brothers, do not tell them that they are God because they will flash you their purity rings and then you will have no chance and your obsession will be unwarrented
**Type Jonas Brothers into the search engine on YouTube and watch anything by popstar magazine... except the one that has demi levato because they arent even in that one
*** Polo Black worn by Nicholas Jonas, Gucci worn by Joe Jonas. NOTE: Be careful while smelling this perfume, as you may faint from the sheer ohmygawdyness of it, so you should probably move to the mattress section, or beddingware area beforehand.
**** but do not hate her, she did bring us 7 Things I Hate about You (which is rumored to be about Nick Jonas)
*****Do not purchase on your own, people will think you are a total obsessed loser if you buy one by yourself
****** Optional