How To: Become a Gamer

1. Buy an x-box (live) and game (call of duty)
2. Don't call it call of duty.
3. Call it COD*
4. Insert sophisticated words or phrases such as, "n00b", "pwned", "pwnage", "owned", "ownage", "raped", and, "BOOM! head shot", into every sentance
5. Avoid the use of, "you", "your", "to", and "s". Instead, use, "u", "ur", "2", and "z".
6. When you laugh in public, replace your laughter with words such as, "lol", "lolz", "lollercopter", "lollerskates", "lollercaust", "steamloller", "lmao", "lmaonade", "lmfao", "rofl", "roflcopter"
7. Don't use words longer than 6 letters** (**)
8. Game every second possible***
9. Don't shower. Game.****
10. Buy gamer shirts*****
11. Concider anyone trying to prevent you from gaming "a noob tryin' to break my balls"******
12. Forget and remove the word "life" from your dictionary


*COD (k-aw-d)
**They take to long to pronounce and distract you from your potential gaming time
(**) Although, you can use lol words. (lollercopter, lollerskates, lollercaust, steamloller, lmaonade, and, roflcopter)
***Gamers don't need sleep, they need noobs to pwn.
****People can't smell you over x-box live anyways
*****Gamer shirts: (definition) shirts of popular games
******Including (especially) your friends and family