1) Take one step back *
2) With the opposite foot** turn your back on the person you have infuriated
3) Taking one foot at a time, begin to speed your pace
4) Continue at a general speed of 20km/hr
5) When out of sight, hide until they pass by your hiding place ***
6) Leisurely, walk home as if nothing is wrong
7) Tell your mom
*This will ensure that if they slip fist first towards you, you will not be beaned
**Opposite Foot: the foot that you have not already stepped back with
***If you would like to jump out and startle them at this point, you may do as your please. However, we strongly advise against it unless we are around to watch
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