1. Dress up a little*
2. Make sure your hair is pulled back (with lots of gel) this will make you appear as hot as a tea kettle (boys love that)
3. Give the photographer your most seductive smile**
4. Smile with your eyes***
5. While getting your photo taken think of Hilary Duff****, and copy her "2 cool 4 skool" swagger 6. Once photo is taken, demand to review it to make sure you have fulfilled your total model potential
7. If you are pleased with your picture, strut back to class
8. If you are not pleased with your picture, force the photographer to re-take your photo until you are completely content with your shot
9. Once you finally recieve your photos, throw them around the school and tape them to lockers with your number posted on them. This will get you many dates.
*A poofy dress should work fine, but for maximum wow-factor try your mothers wedding dress
**It doesn't matter if it turns out a little sexy, your g-ma will (should) love you no matter what.
***If you are unsure how, ask Tyra Banks
****It is important that you mimic her in her Lizzie McGuire days
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