How To: Get a Ring on It

1. Wear a unitard*
2. Go somewhere public, with many males around
3. Get out speakers and play "Single Ladies" by Beyonce**
4. Twist left hand around in the air, while moving your hips from side to side***
5. While keeping time with the music, simply shake your hips all around
6. Place hands on waist, and stick out your chest and buttox as much as possible.
7. With light toes**** jog around in a circle
8. Place hands on waist and wiggle hips while moving in a downward motion*****
9. Jump up and put your right hand on your right waist, while placing your left hand infront of you******
10. Wait. Because if he like it then he better put a ring on it
11. If you have not lured in a man, repeat steps again with more passion.

*Unitard: a very tight one piece that reveals as much leg possible for maximum seduction value
**Turn it up as loud as possible
***Do this with power, because this is what will lure the males to watch you dance
****It is important to use light toes, otherwise you will come off as desperate and/or shlutty.
*****For intermediate dancers: try to push stumach in and out while going down
******Do not place arm too high, otherwise your future man will not be able to reach it.