How To: Smies (Smile With Your Eyes)

1) Begin with blank face *
2) Slowly (as not to overdo it) allow under eyes to rise upwards**
3) Smile largely with mouth open
4) Hold face, then, slowly (with eyes remaining static in the same position) lower smile into a containable pout
5) Ensure that eyebrows are not too high (make you appear suprised), or too low (make you appear angry).
6) For maximum effect: begin with normal eyes, then quickly switch to Smies***

*if you begin with nothing, you will be amazed by the progress you can make
**at first you will appear to be squinting, do not be fooled, you are only a couple of steps away form smies-ing
***for an extra maximizing effect: hair flip slowly whilst wearing stilletos and couture outfit, and Smies like your life depends on it (but not too much, Smies-ing can infuriate those who do not have the gift like you now do) (however, feel free to work it)