How To: Get a Date via MSN (as suggested by brettilah t.)

1) download MSN *
2) add friends **
3) ensure that you have added someone cute/sexy (creep them beforehand on facebook to ensure that they are single)
4) open chat with this person ***
5) begin chat with something casual and short (e.g. "hey cutie/sexy")
6) when you have been responded to**** with a similar response, answer nonchalantly (one word preferably) (e.g. "sup"or "suppy" or "wasssuuuuup" or "howudoin" or "lmfaohowru") keep in mind never to use question marks, they come off as "trying too hard"
7) when responded to**** continue with something along the lines of "i (L)***** ur dp!! do u lyke mine?? :S******
8) when responded to**** (they will most likely compliment you as well) respond with something along the lines of "lol"*******, "lmfao", "rotflol", "hahahhahah", "lshih", "haha"
9) they will respond with a similar message ****
10) respond to their response with "u r sooooooooo sexy/cute, do u hav a gf/bf ********?"
11) they will respond with "no :(". NOTE: don't get too excited, you have not yet sealed the deal.
12) respond casually with: "do u think ima qt?", which they will respond with "yea :S******"
13) Time to seal the deal: without fainting, type slowly (as to boost the insecurity on their side), and say "want 2b ma gf/bf? :S ****** (L) bcuz i think i (L) u"
14) they will probably die of happiness and not respond for a few minutes, but they will obvy********* respond with "k :D"

you now have a msn bf/gf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*google it and then download
** if you do not have any friends, type in random names/phrases @hotmail.com
***open chat by double clicking on their name, if they have a little red man beside their name, they are not online. If the little man never goes green, move on.
**** continue if they have not responded after three minutes, they may be away from the computer, or very popular, so you should make your presence known as best as possible, if worst comes to worst, have a conversation with yourself. This will show independance, which both sexes find very appealing.
***** (L) = Heart
******:S = Unsure face
******* you dont have to know what they mean, just say them, they make you look cool
******** bf/gf = boyfriend/girlfriend
********* obviously