How To: Be a Pokémon Master

1. Buy Pokémon trading cards*
2. Make sure you have a Pikachu**
3. Play Pokémon as often as possible, you will slowly rise up the ranks.
4. If you play often enough***, you will become a master in no time.
5. Once you are a master, don't become friends will Ash.
6. He is a no good wanna-be****
7. Join a Pokémon club*****
8. Spend whatever money you get on Pokémon cards.
9. Play in as many tournaments as possible. This will get you maximum street cred.******
10. Challenge anyone you see to a duel.
11. If they refuse, tell them they need to get a life*******

*The more you buy, the better
**Pikachu: lovable, yellow pokémon, that can make any pokémon his bitch.
***Often: 24/7
****A.k.a, he thinks Pikachu is his friend. (Pikachu is YOUR buddy)
*****This will get you many friends (and boyfriends)
******Street cred: (street credit) respect among the g's (gangsters; gang members)
*******Life: A.k.a, Pokémon