How To: Make Exclusive Friends

1. Go to a random work office*
2. Hide behind a plant in the corner, while office people are casually talking
3. Wait silently
4. Jump out, and yell "SPAGETT!"
5. Don't fret if they aren't scared, because they are just so flabbergasted about how cool/funny you are
6. While holding an enticing smile, say, "Tehe! Spook ya!"**
7. They will jump into your arms and say they want to be your new BFF***
8. Now you will need more friends to hang out with while your others are working...
9. Jump into a garbage bin outside of a restaurant
10. Wait until a worker tries to take out the trash
11. Jump up, throw his garbage bag back at him and yell "SPAGETT!"****
12. Normally, he will have no emotion on his face, and try to throw out the garbage again
13. Catch the bag once more, then throw it in the trash yourself.
14. He will undoubtingly jump in the garbage bin with you and become your new BFF***

*The bank works the best, that way your new buddies will have access to cash money
**But not too enticing, or they will think you're trying to date them (although, you can date them if you want... even though you already have a msn boyfriend)
***Or, if they're British, your BBFF.
****This will show him how funny/playful you are (a very desired trait in a friend)