How To: Jump on It

1. Blast "Jump on It" by Sir Mix Alot
2. Powerfully thrust forwards, with hands on hips
3. turn 90° to your right (with hands still on hips)
4. Thrust again. (hands still on hips)
5. Again, turn 90° to your right, and thrust (hands still on hips)
6. Turn 90° to your right once more, then thrust (hands still on hips)
7. While jumping, turn in a full circle while waving your right hand around in the air with your index finger sticking out*
8. If you do this correctly your dancing should be in perfect time with the music
9. It is okay to sing out loudly if you know the lyrics**

*So you are pointing to the dancing gods
**If you don't know the lyrics, you will appear to be a noob. So don't do it. Please.