How To: Bet On It

1) Aquire all black outfit (jeans, tight* polo shirt, shoes)
2) Find golf course in middle of desert. Shut it down**
3) Stomp up large grass hill as if you are going somewhere important, and are late, then stop abruptly
4) Engage in extreme anger pose***
5) After a few minutes of varying anger poses, slam your hand rashly to the grass you stand upon (in anger)
6) Begin to scamper about the golf course
7) Stop occasionally in order to make several different poses (angry or otherwise. Modelesque/Haut Couture style is highly adviseable.)****
8) Punch the air as often as possible
9) Snap to the beat whenever you take a break from scampering
10) Suddenly, you are no longer on a golf course, but on a rocky mountain, do not be fooled, you are still Betting On It, so continue as directed. However, walk more tentatively, to show your emotions, and so that you do not trip on a rock.
11) Jump from rock into sand dune. You are now back at the golf course. Continue as directed.
12) Grab sand angrily, and once back into anger pose***, release sand forcefully
13) After an impromptu dance sequence, begin to play golf.
14) Improv dance sequence involving golf clubs
15) Hit your ball into a pond, retrieve ball. But not before gazing at yourself in the puddle below believably
16) Continue scampering gracefully
17) Finish with a triumph pose at top of rocky area you have visited before
18) Run off because you are late for work

*as to show off your rippling muscles/skinny physique
**you need your space. You are currently attempting to figure out some intense shiz through dance.
***legs shoulder length apart, slouched shoulders, head down, arms/hands tense and at your sides, slowly raising with your head as you begin to realize what you are angry about in song (keep left foot in time with the beat, this will make you appear even more tough)
****Ex: classic BoyBand chic moves like BackstreetBoys in "I Want it That Way". Or, a ballet dancer performing a hip hop routine. Remember to keep it tight, and passionate.