How To: Look Popular on Facebook

1. If you do not already have Facebook, go to http://www.facebook.com/ and make your account.
2. If you have a boring/embarassing name, change it to something subtle yet eye catching*
3. Once you have your account set up, add everyone to be your friend that appears in your "Suggestions" box.
4. Go to "Search" and search for common names**
5. Add everyone you find in your search results.
6. Keep doing this until you have about 400 friends***
7. If anyone writes on your wall saying, "who is this?" or, "do i know you?" simply reply**** with something mysterious like, "whoeva u want me 2 b ;)" or, "no... but u should get 2 no me ;) ...letz msg :D :D."
7. Now you need to impress all your new friends, so take cute pictures of yourself to use as your profile picture*****
8. Look through your friends, and choose about 10 that have the best profile pictures
9. Comment on their photos******
10. By doing this, everyone will think you have many boyfriends, so everyone will want to be your friend.
11. Now that you have everyones attention, it's time to change your status.
12. Change your status to something mind captivating such as, "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ;) <3 <3 <3 sum1 msg me da answer ;)"
13. This should officially make you the most popular Facebooker

*Examples: Danean Jeffy, Jar Jar Binks, or Daxflame
**Such as, Joannie, and Chachie
***This may take a while, but it will all be worth it in the end.
****Ensure that you reply on their wall, and not your own
*****It is recommended you use to steps displayed in, "How To: Take a Cute Pic on Photo Day"
******Say flirty things such as, "roflurtotallycute. msg me ;)", or if you want to be more direct, "omgz!!!! ur hawt letz date now!!! :D :D :D"